- me: it wont bother me.
- me: *lies down*
- me: it actually really bothers me. a lot. so i'm gonna think about it all night instead of sleeping.
GUYS HELP I’VE LOST MY DOG
I was trying to teach my german exchange some english sayings like ‘calm your tits' and he heard it as ‘call your tits’ and because I had my phone in my bra, he called me saying ‘I call your tits but there is no reply’
don’t even fucking talk to me about colin morgan’s lips
Sometimes you just need to wear huge sweatpants and surround yourself with pillows and blankets and lay on your floor and eat a bowl of ice cream and watch Finding Nemo. It restores you and makes you feel good. I fully believe that sometimes, being unhealthy is the healthiest thing you can do for yourself.
I will always reblog this, so fucking true