everywordinexistence:

myhumbleopinionation:

Is there a url for every word in existence?

apparently so

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So I found this box outside my bedroom.

everywordinexistence:

everywordinexistence:

everywordinexistence:

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I wonder what could be in it?

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Should I open it?image

I opened it

imageIt’s just full of packing peanuts

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Bow down to your queen

kasumy-chan:

myhumbleopinionation:

everywordinexistence:

myhumbleopinionation:

Is there a url for every word in existence?

apparently so

u lil shit

holy shit

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So I found this box outside my bedroom.

everywordinexistence:

everywordinexistence:

everywordinexistence:

image

I wonder what could be in it?

image

Should I open it?image

I opened it

imageIt’s just full of packing peanuts

image

Bow down to your queen

sexbloodbooze:

She’s a cherry bomb!!! ASDASDAD

sexbloodbooze:

She’s a cherry bomb!!! ASDASDAD

everywordinexistence:

myhumbleopinionation:

Is there a url for every word in existence?

apparently so

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everywordinexistence:

so i’m going on holiday later this year and i want to read some books while i’m away so i though who better to ask about suggestions for books to read than my english teacher right?

so i asked her for suggestions of any good books and she turned to look at me, looked me dead in the eye and said…

# no but seriously i am so fucking pissed off # it’s literally like don’t bother trying to better your knowledge # it won’t be on the exam so don’t learn it # no wonder everyone hates school # any want to learn is crushed by the sylabus # and any attempt to improve your knowledge is shot down

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goodgraciousbo:

I just thought to myself, ‘ooo this is gonna be sad’,

and it was. I’m a genius.

Sad

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I once dated a writer and

dostthou:

Writers are forgetful,

but they remember everything.
They forget appointments and anniversaries,
but remember what you wore,
how you smelled,
on your first date…
They remember every story you’ve ever told them -
like ever,
but forget what you’ve just said.
They don’t remember to water the plants
or take out the trash,
but they don’t forget how
to make you laugh.

Writers are forgetful
because
they’re busy
remembering
the important things.

Oh, my heart is melting.

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